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Wash Hand Jokes

It says "Employees Must Wash Hands" in the bathroom.

I must have stood in there for forty god damned minutes and nobody came in to wash my hands.

Customer service at restaurants is HORRIBLE.

Every time I use one of their restrooms, I see "Employees must wash hands" on the mirror. So I wait for HOURS, but not ONCE has an employee EVER showed up to wash them for me.

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I don't know about you guys but service has been pretty crappy lately

I mean, I waited 45 minutes and no one came to wash my hands. What is the employees must wash hands sign for?

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