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Hand Wash Jokes

Hand Washing Lyrics

**Neil Diamond:** Hands...
**NHS:** Yep, wash them for 20 seconds
**Neil Diamond**: Touching hands..
**NHS:** No, don't do that
**Neil Diamond:** Reaching out..
**NHS:** Errrr, avoid that too
**Neil Diamond:** Touching me..
**NHS:** Oh no
### **Neil Diamond:**...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

(NSFW) Whats the similarity with a hand wash and sex with me?

20 seconds is a good performance

Show me a fella with poor hand washing technique

and I’ll show you a man who finishes in under 20 seconds

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