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Pyro Jokes

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What's it called when a Pyro masterbates?

A cumbustion.... Happy turkey day

A circus performer is late to his next gig

Driving as fast as he can, he is soon pulled over by the police. The cop asks for his license, registration, and proof of insurance, and then asks him where he was going so fast.

"Well, officer, I'm a circus performer, and I'm headed to Springfield to do my juggling act, and I'm late."
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Dad are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson.

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A pyromaniac, sadist, zooaphile, necrophile, massicist, and a cat are in a room...

The sadist remarks: let’s torture the cat!
The pyro says: let’s torture the cat and then set it on fire!
The zooaphile says: let’s torture the cat, then have sex with it, then set it on fire!
The necrophile says: let’s torture the cat, then have sex with it, then set it on fire, then have s...

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A zoophile, a pyromaniac, a necrophile and a masochist are siiting on a bench...

... in a park. The zoophile comes up with a twisted idea:
"Let's find a cat and fuck its brains out", he says.
"Yeah, and then let's burn it to a crisp!", adds the pyro.
"Brilliant idea, so we can fuck it, burn it, then fuck it again", says the necrophile.
The masochist's eyes light up a...

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