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What's it called when a Pyro masterbates?

A cumbustion.... Happy turkey day

What do you call a small fire loving mammal?

A PyroMiniYak

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A pyromaniac, sadist, zooaphile, necrophile, massicist, and a cat are in a room...

The sadist remarks: let’s torture the cat!
The pyro says: let’s torture the cat and then set it on fire!
The zooaphile says: let’s torture the cat, then have sex with it, then set it on fire!
The necrophile says: let’s torture the cat, then have sex with it, then set it on fire, then have s...

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A zoophile, a pyromaniac, a necrophile and a masochist are siiting on a bench...

... in a park. The zoophile comes up with a twisted idea:
"Let's find a cat and fuck its brains out", he says.
"Yeah, and then let's burn it to a crisp!", adds the pyro.
"Brilliant idea, so we can fuck it, burn it, then fuck it again", says the necrophile.
The masochist's eyes light up a...

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