Walk Over Jokes - 8 Hilarious Walk Over Jokes

Two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One dog says to the other...

How do you like that? Pay toilets.

Historians found hard proof that Jesus could walk over water

They call it ice

Jesus can walk over water

Jesus can walk over water. I can walk over a cucumber. A cucumber exists of 90% water. This means I'm 90% Jesus.

Whatever you do, don't let anybody walk over you.

\- My friend when I attended the party dressed as a land mine.

I saw my dog walk over sandpaper

He said rough rough

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Why did the sperm walk over the road?

Because I wore the wrong fucking socks...

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A little girl was on summer break, and some guys showed up to work on the house across the street

Being the curious type, she decided to walk over and offer her help. The guys said sure, of course she could. So they gave her little jobs to do all week, "bring these screws over to Ray" and that sort of thing. After the week was over, they decided to give her a little payment, and handed her an en...

Two men were out golfing

The women in front of them are really taking their time and are slowing the men up.

So one man says to his friend, "I'm gonna go ask those ladies if we can play through."

He starts walking, but about halfway there, he turns around. When he gets back, his friend asks what happened.
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