The first mathematician orders a beer

The second orders half of a beer

"I don't serve half-beers" the bartender replies

"Excuse me?" Asks mathematician #2

"What kind of bar serves half-beers?" The bartender remarks. "That's ridiculous."

"Oh come on," says mathemati...

The second orders half of a beer

"I don't serve half-beers" the bartender replies

"Excuse me?" Asks mathematician #2

"What kind of bar serves half-beers?" The bartender remarks. "That's ridiculous."

"Oh come on," says mathemati...

This is because scalars aren't vectors.

And magnitude. We're all vectors.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Each of the polymaths was a leading figure in a different field of mathematics, and each pursued and studied a different style of painting. Together, they decided that if they co...

Each of the polymaths was a leading figure in a different field of mathematics, and each pursued and studied a different style of painting. Together, they decided that if they co...

It's full of std vectors.

Me: Well, it has to do with the original animal vectors and -

Wife: No! For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.

Wife: No! For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.

The Wright brothers must have been vectors, because two of them made a plane.

At a party vectors V and W see vector V+W poking in his head and asking: "Can I join?". "Yeah.", V and W reply; "It's a closed party..."

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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