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My Gf says I can get anal on my cake day if this post reaches front page

Please upvote because I want to rearrange the whole house furnitures to make them perfectly symmetric from every angle

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When an object is not symmetrical, it is called asymmetrical.

When an organism doesn't use sex to reproduce, it is classified as asexual. So therefore, my conclusion is if a person doesn't have a soul, they are an asoul.

My friend has an issue with the perfect inflection of the Star of David.

He's anti-symmetric.

Two medieval stringed instrumentals meet each other for the first time.

One asks the other, “what type of instrument are you? I’ve never seen one like you before?” The other replies “I’m a lute, lots of strings, fat and folded at the end that’s me. What about yourself, I haven’t seen an instrument like you before either?” The one replies “Oh, I’m a harp.” The other inst...

Skripal case

In the Skripal case, I am for a symmetrical answer: let the British poison two of their betrayers in the center of Moscow and calm down.

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Why doesn't Hitler like geometry?

Because he's anti-symmetric.

"All these matrices whose transposes are equal to themselves are dirty, and taking our jobs" said the matrix whose transpose was negative of himself.

To which his buddy quipped "Man, don't be so anti-symmetric"

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