Finite Jokes - 7 Hilarious Finite Jokes

An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him, "Because you have lived a good and virtuous life, I can offer you a gift: you can be the most handsome man in the world, or you can have infinite wisdom, or you can have limitless wealth." Reflecting, the man says, "I'll take the wisdom"

"Wisdom is yours," says the angel, disappearing in another puff.
The smoke is barely clear before the man thinks, "I should have taken the money."

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Gabriel's Horn is a geometric figure formed by rotating f(x)=1/x about the x axis. It has finite volume, but infinite surface area.

This is the complete opposite of the Vuvuzela, which has a finite surface area, but infinite volume

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How many members of a specified demographic does it take to complete a particular task?

A finite quantity. One to complete the specific task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of persons from said demographic.

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What do you call an infinite series with a finite result that has never had sex?

Convirgin.

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first one goes up to the bar and orders a beer. The next one says, “I’ll have half of what he ordered”. The next mathematician says the same thing, and so on. After a couple of orders the bartender slams two beers down on the counter and says, “know you’re limits!”

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An infinite amount of Mathematicians walk into a bar...

Then they all die due to infinite mass in finite space.

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The Generic Ethnic Joke

A person belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms met another person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of imputed stereotypical mannerisms. The first person acted in a manner consistent with the stereotypes ...

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