Gabriel's horn is a geometric figure which has infinite surface area but finite volume

This is in contrast to a vuvuzela which has a finite surface area but infinite volume

How many members of a specified demographic does it take to complete a particular task?

A finite quantity. One to complete the specific task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of persons from said demographic.

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What do you call an infinite series with a finite result that has never had sex?

Convirgin.

Scientists discovered a revolutionary material with infinite length and zero depth

... but then they realized No Man's Sky was invented already.

The Generic Ethnic Joke

A person belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms met another person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of imputed stereotypical mannerisms. The first person acted in a manner consistent with the stereotypes ...

How many members of a given ethnic group does it take to change a lightbulb?

A finite number! One to to change the bulb, the rest to act in a manner stereotypically derogatory to their ethnicity!

An infinite amount of Mathematicians walk into a bar...

Then they all die due to infinite mass in finite space.

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A mathematician and an engineer walks into a bar

There was a dating event going on and they were both single as expected. So they decided to participate.

A bartender introduced them into a room with a very hot girl standing on the other side across the room. The participants and the hot girl were separated by a distance of exactly 50 meters...

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