Gabriel's Horn is a geometric figure formed by rotating f(x)=1/x about the x axis. It has finite volume, but infinite surface area.
This is the complete opposite of the Vuvuzela, which has a finite surface area, but infinite volume
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What do you call an infinite series with a finite result that has never had sex?
How many members of a specified demographic does it take to complete a particular task?
A finite quantity. One to complete the specific task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of persons from said demographic.
Scientists discovered a revolutionary material with infinite length and zero depth
... but then they realized No Man's Sky was invented already.
The Generic Ethnic Joke
A person belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms met another person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of imputed stereotypical mannerisms. The first person acted in a manner consistent with the stereotypes ...
How many members of a given ethnic group does it take to change a lightbulb?
A finite number! One to to change the bulb, the rest to act in a manner stereotypically derogatory to their ethnicity!
An infinite amount of Mathematicians walk into a bar...
Then they all die due to infinite mass in finite space.