What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White Vans

What pair of shoes do kidnappers love the most?

White Vans

I asked for a pair of vans last Christmas...

So my dad got me two ford transits

What did Optimus Prime say when Bumblebee said "Nice shoes!"

Thanks, they're Vans.

What is a kidnapper’s favorite type of shoe?

White Vans

(courtesy of my dark-humored step-kiddo)

What's an international gathering of Volkswagen vans called?

A combination

The Vans brand has a really checkered past.

Sorry if this was Off the Wall.

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