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Vans Jokes

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What’s a offenders favorite shoes ?

White Vans.

What’s the difference between vans and vans

One serves candy

The MI5, the CIA and the KGB are having a competition

Three small parties of all three Agencies meet on neutral ground, on the edge of a big german forest.

For the goal of the competition, they decided that each of their parties should catch a rabbit, using their espionage skills. The party that manages to catch the rabbit the quickest, wins....

I asked for a pair of vans last Christmas...

So my dad got me two ford transits

What's an international gathering of Volkswagen vans called?

A combination

The Vans brand has a really checkered past.

Sorry if this was Off the Wall.

Where did this concept of kidnappers using white vans come from?

I mean, I just use my Prius, stop being so stereotypical, jeez.

What's an abductor's favorite kind of shoe?

Unmarked, white Vans

2 vans were driving on a road. Little did they know, the road led straight off a cliff.

They did not see it, so they kept going. They sped off the cliff. After falling for a while, they miraculously landed upright and were fine.

It’s cause they’re vans.

I realized today that the Vans logo looks like a square root symbol.

It's probably because they're so radical.
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