What do artists say to each other before they duel?

avant garde!

My friend was trying to tell me about his problems, but I was distracted by the smell of a burning candle...

I guess I'm just incensitive.

- For anyone interested, I've got an avant garde book of jokes that's now free on Amazon. Be warned, it's very out-there. Here's the link: http://amzn.com/B00ARXG4RI

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