What's the difference between a vaccuum and a Harley motorcycle?

The vaccuum carries its dirt bag on the inside.

My uncle sells vaccuum cleaners for a living

His business sucks, but its picking up.

You wanna know what really sucks?

Vaccuums

A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman knocks on a woman's door.

The woman answers, and the salesman says "Lady, I have the best damn vaccuum cleaner in the whole world."

Before she could decline, he invited himself in. "Lady," he said, "This vaccuum cleaner can suck up anything. In fact, if you leave it running, it'll probably suck the carpet up!"

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A woman finds a lamp and of course it contains a genie...

... which offers to give her only one wish as he is very much tired from his 10.000 years of imprisonment.

,,I want a million dollars!'' she screams excited.

The Genie nods. ,,It shall be as you wi-''

,,No!'' interrupts the woman. ,,Such a wish is selfish and petty. No, what I w...

It's about damn time we start talking about spontaneous combustion.

It doesn't happen in a vaccuum.

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