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Vaccinations Jokes

A joke my dad just sent me about vaccinations

Hi, it happened yesterday! And this is serious!

A friend had his 2nd injection of the vaccine at the vaccination center and began to have blurred vision the whole way home.

When he got home, he called the vaccination center for advice and to ask if he should go see a doctor, or be hos...

What kind of vaccinations are required for ghosts?

"Boo"ster shots!

The news reported vaccinations in Arkansas are low because Pregnant women are hesitant to take it.

Imagine how worried their brothers are.

Warning! Had two covid vaccinations and still ended up in the ICU

Gor hit by a bus on the way out

Why do people like getting their vaccinations from Eminem?

You only get one shot.

Just seen a bloke down the market selling the Oxford Covid Vaccinations..

£2 each or 3 for a Pfizer

Anti-vaccinations jokes are starting to get old.

Unlike the kids they're about.

Why are scientists that develop vaccinations sad?

Because all their work is in vein

There might be something to this idea that vaccinations cause autism. I don't have kids...

But my dog is nearly five and she's still not talking.

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