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Perineum Jokes

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I thought the area between the genitals and the butthole is called the "perineum". I was wrong...

It *taint*.

What do you call the area between the front and rear doors of a Nando’s restaurant?

The peri-perineum

Today is the Perihelion, the day the earth is closest to the sun

Not to be confused with the perineum, which is closest to the moon.

What is the fine line between good taste and bad taste?

Perineum.

A redneck goes to the doctor

Doctor asks "How is your perineum?"

Redneck replies "taint got no problem a'tall"

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Peter Piker

When Peter Piker peeked at Penny,

And peeped her perfect pooper

His peepers paused and then his jaw

Plopped down into a stupor



But he perked up and pressed his luck;

Professed he pined to pipe her

He self-composed and then proposed

While poin...

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