My last girlfriend said I was unnecessarily mysterious.

Or did she?

A doctor unnecessarily cut off a man’s leg

It was a baloney amputation

(my own original joke!)

How many unnecessarily rude people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

NO, SCREW YOU!!

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People at work say i'm unnecessarily rude ...

but i say fuck those cunts.

Did you hear about the unnecessarily large string orchestra?

It was shut down due to mass violins

Recently, I bought a cartridge for my printer

It came in a box mounted on a card and wrapped in plastic. When I took it apart, I found that the printer cartridge itself was actually quite small, but they made the packaging unnecessarily large to make it harder to steal and to make the customer feel better about the high price.

I pointed ...

My wife turns on the alarm even when we are all home enjoying a quiet spring evening.

I think she is unnecessarily alarmist.

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In a tiny village lived an old maid.

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone: "Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a vir...

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