A man was sentenced to 20 years in prison for some crimes that he'd committed.
The 20 years were just about to come to an end when the man falls sick. On his last day he unfortunately ends up in a coma due to the mental distress from living in prison for so long.
As he is being admitted to the hospital, the warden runs towards him and extends his sentence to another 20 ...
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Classic Catholic Joke, “The Son of a Bitch”
I’ve been Catholic all of my life, and this is one of my favorite jokes of all time.
One of the parish priests from the Cathedral went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish & proceeded to reel it in.
The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the ...
Expensive Perfume
So, big Moira, from Glasgow, is on a weekend trip to London.
She is in an elevator in a Harrods, when two young and beautiful women get into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.
Big Moira remarks, "My, what nice aromas!"
One of the women turns, looks Moira up and down...
Someone stole my phone
That was uncalled for.
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