Jokes without punchlines are pointless,

and incomplete sentences are annoying,
but together

If you ever think your job is pointless, just remember...

You could be the guy who installs indicators on BMWs.

What are the most pointless things in the world?

Spheres

If you ever feel like your job is pointless...

Just remember that someone out there is in charge of installing turn signals on a BMW.

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It's pointless to make fun of people with constipation

They don't give a shit.

A mathematician And an engineer decided to take part in an experiment.

They were both put in a room and at the other end was a naked woman on a bed. The experimenter said that every 30 seconds they could travel half the distance between themselves and the woman. The mathematician stormed off, calling it pointless. The engineer was still in. The mathematician said “Don’...

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What is common with my life and my dick

They both get extremely hard when I dont expect it

Also it's much shorter than I like and is pointless

Everyone else seems better than mine and

no one is interested in mine either

A Polish man moves to Korea and tries to find work

He looks for work everywhere but can’t find any, until after thorough searching he lands an interview at a car dealership. The man is interviewed by the boss, who not only has a poor grasp on English, but he also seems to have a very hard time getting his name right. The man tries to explain his nam...

eBay is so pointless

I tried to search up lighters and all they had was 18,063 matches

Convincing anti-vaxxers is pointless

But it’s worth a shot

I made a pencil with two erasers.

It was pointless.

I made a pencil with two erasers.

It was pointless...

PS: I actually didn't, but it's my favourite bad joke, and it's my cake day, so I can do whatever I want!

Edit #1: If you didn't see my comment somehow, I feel scammed, because at the time of posting this, I yet had like 2 hours of my cake day left. I guess Reddit d...

I don't know why some people use fractions instead of decimals

It's pointless.

My step-dad told me it was pointless to apply to med school because "I was too stupid to be a doctor"

8 years later one of us is an unemployed loser with a drinking problem and the other is making six figures and going to Hawaii this weekend to renew his wedding vows with my mom.

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I would never vaccinate my kids. That is unnatural, dangerous, pointless, expensive and reckless.

I'd take them to the doctor to vaccinate them instead

What did the triangle say to the circle?

**“You’re pointless.”**

Another pointless joke... What do you call a Jewish Knight?

Sir Cumcised

I don't see why some people use fractions instead of decimals

It's pointless, but anyway you gotta draw the line somewhere or else people will think you're being irrational. But that's beside the point

What is the most pointless thing in the world?

Father's Day in Detroit.

My Neighbor Is Trying To Argue That Spheres Have Corners

I don't listen to his ramblings because they're pointless.

My wife left me for another man.

All that lies ahead now is a miserable, pointless life, with suicide seemingly the only way out.
And while he's going through all that, I'll be in the pub with my mates every night.

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“It’s impossible,” said pride. “It’s risky,” said experience. “It’s pointless,”said reason. “Give it a try,” said the heart,

"You're full of shit" said the bowels.

I don't really care if the earth is round or flat.

Because it's pointless either way.

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Here’s to nipples!

Without them, tits would be pointless.

If your job ever feels pointless...

just remember somebody is the fact checker for Buzz Feed.

If some part of your job feels utterly pointless, remember

Putin campaigned for the 2018 elections.

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Reddit Karma is like women

At first, everyone seems to have it except you.

No one knows how they work but everyone want them.

It would look really hard to get it untill you finally get it unexpectedly, somehow.

A difference of opinion and you lose them.

But they give you a sense of value even after...

I told my girlfriend to stop pretending to be 13 because it's creepy and pointless

She'll be thirteen next month anyways

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I told this guy that nouns were pointless.

He said, "Give me a good reason, you cocksucker!"

I said, "Now now, there's no need for names."

In a lot of sports, a ball is used.

But it's usually pointless.

Why shouldn’t you write with a dull pencil?

Because it’s pointless.

Moscow in Winter

An American couple was being shown around Moscow one day, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.
“I think it’s raining,” he said to his wife.
“No, I think that was snow”, she replied.
He insisted, “No, I’m sure it was just rain.”

Well, as couples are wont to do, they were about to ha...

2 squares and 2 circles

2 squares were in an argument and 2 circles were in an argument.

The squares were arguing over who was hotter, even though they were both 90 degrees.

The 2 circles argue all the time so the argument was pretty pointless.

(Thought of this in the shower. It’s a little cheesy)

A math joke my teacher told me on Friday

A: I don't understand why people use fractions, they are pointless.
B: I mean... I like them, but you gotta know where to draw the line or people will think that you're irrational.
A: I still don't see the point I using them.

Speed dating is pointless.

30 seconds aren't long enough to explain the benefits of functional programming in Haskell.

Why do they sell knives with a rounded end

They seem pointless

Pointless joke of the day

A man was driving in the middle of nowhere down a secluded country road far from any cities. He got a flat tire, and got out to walk for help.After walking for some time, he came to a small stone monastery. He knocked on the door and roused the monks. "I've got a flat tire. Can I use your phone?" He...

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a list of puns!

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

Self-deprecation jokes are a lot like me.

Both are dumb, pointless, and laughed at by everyone else.

Life without love is pointless....

Love without life is necrophilia

Ya'll seem to like puns, so:

• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a typo.

• I changed my iPod’s name to Tita...

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I'm really glad boobies have nipples....

If not they would be pointless..

Pencils that aren't sharpened are ...

Pointless.

How does the worker of the curved edges factory feel about his job?

Pointless.

2 christians were stranded in a desert.

The first was called John and the second was called Jack. They were extremely hungry and thirsty.

In the distance, they saw a mosque gleaming in the middle of no where.

John suggested to go and pay the mosque's Imam a visit and ask for some food and water. Jack agreed but suggested to ...

Not having a pencil sharpener is useless for two reasons

1 - Pencils would be pointless

2 - Pencils would be pointless

Thots are like circles.

Curvy, but pointless.

I struggled for hours trying to make use of my broken pencil...

But it was pointless.

I hate it when people draw a circle or an oval...

I mean seriously, it’s pointless.

Someone sawed the top off of a pyramid

It was pointless..

What is a uppercase 'i'?

Pointless.

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Have you ever tried having sex with a sphere?

Don't bother. It's fucking pointless.

whats the most useless shape?

circles because they are pointless

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A coworker told me I was a pedophile and said I probably had a van that said "Free Candy" on the side.

I told him that would be pointless. My target demographic can't read yet.

-Knock knock. -Who’s there? -Broken pencil. -Broken pencil who?

Never mind, it’s pointless.

What do you call a pencil with erasers on both sides?

Pointless, like your comments lol

Maybe I should delete Reddit

because everytime I log in, I feel pointless.

My girl likes to pretend she's 13 when we're in bed together

Which i told her is pointless & weird, because she'll be 13 next year.

Two blondes were walking through the park digging holes and filling them up again.

One of them would dig the holes, and the other would fill them up. One man couldn't control his curiosity and asked the blondes why they were digging and filling holes pointlessly, to which one replied:

"Well, there was supposed to be another one of us planting saplings before we fill the hol...

Why doesn’t a world of circles exist?

Because it would be pointless

Have you read the article about broken pencils?

I hope not, the reviewers said it’s pointless and lead on for too long.

Courtesy of my 5 year old god son: knock knock

Who’s there ?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Never mind it’s pointless

I like to dissapoint.

“Screw you point!! You are so dull you are pointless!!”

there once was a...

There once was a community in which there where the squares and the "jokes". the "jokes" were actually circles but were a minority and were often laughed at and segregated in the community, so they were called "jokes". One circle had enough of the ridicule from the squares and wanted to become a squ...

What do my existence and an unsharpened pencil have in common?

They're both dull and pointless.

If I was a shape I would be a Hexahectahexaheptahexagon.

I'm super edgy, my plane of existence is pointless, and that's how I roll.

Talking about a one-dimensional space isn't always productive

But it's usually not pointless

If something is meant to stay in one spot but it keeps rolling around...

It’s pretty pointless.

Steve Jobs could’ve been a better president than Trump

But it’s pointless comparing apples to oranges

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