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Universal Healthcare Jokes

Why doesn't the United States have universal healthcare?

Because paying for health insurance should give a sense of pride and accomplishment

I keep trying to tell Americans a joke about universal healthcare

But they just don’t get it

George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump were all leaving Washington D.C. and going the same direction, so they decided to take Air Force 1.

Unfortunately, due to a mechanical malfunction, Air Force 1 crashed, killing all aboard.

So Bush, Obama, and Trump approached the pearly gates, where God sat on his throne.

“Tell me, what do you believe in?” God asked Mr. Bush.

“I believe in education and free trade,” was the re...

OECD: Wanna hear a joke?

USA: OK

OECD: Universal Healthcare

USA: I don't get it

OECD: You're **never** gonna get it!

Maybe Space Force is part of Trump’s plan to find...

Universal healthcare.

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