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Unborn Baby Jokes

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What does a pregnant teenager and her unborn baby have in common?

They're both thinking 'Oh shit, my mom is gonna kill me...'

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The gym just sold me a lifetime membership for my unborn baby.

I hope it works out.

We should start calling the planet "unborn baby"

maybe then republicans would want to save it.

What do a 14 year old redneck and her unborn baby have in common?

The Father

I thought my unborn baby might have a fever, so I stuck in a thermometer.

Turns out she was womb-temperature.

What did one hungry unborn baby say to the other?

Fetus

There was a young pregnant woman...

...and her dream was for her baby to grow up with perfect manners.

So everyday, she would gently rub her belly whilst repeating the line, "Be polite. Be polite."

But a strange thing happened.

After 9 months, the baby showed no signs of coming out.

After a year the woma...

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A rich man impregnates his girlfriend

A rich man impregnates his girlfriend, and this angers her father. To set everything right, the father invites her boyfriend over. The man arrives in a Lamborghini and steps out in a Stuart Hughes suit, and then walks into the house.

"Is this the pig that got my daughter pregnant?" The fathe...

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