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Flautist Jokes

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

"Have the double reed players arrived?" the conductor asked...

The flautist responded, "Not yet... Bas-soon."

So there was an angry band director...

His band wasn’t super good, but they managed. One day, they were rehearsing, when a flute player messes up a part. They keep messing it up, and he gets so frustrated he stabs the flautist to death with his baton.
He goes to prison, and gets sentenced to death by electric chair. Before he goes in...

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