I haven't cut my hair in a long time. Initially, when it started getting a bit long, it was irritating and I doubted whether it was worth the effort. But lately it's not been so much of a hassle anymore. Maybe long hair isn't so bad after all...

Seems like it's growing on me.

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People say having lots of kids is a hassle...

My basement says otherwise

David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink. "It’s a pleasure to serve you Mr Hasselhoff,” said the bartender.

“Just call me Hoff,” he replied. 

“Sure,” said the bartender. “No hassle.”

It’s such a hassle for people to have to bend over their drinks.

We really need to raise the bar.

Nic Cage went through such a hassle to find a national treasure.

When all he had to do was look in a the mirror.

My Vietnamese friends just got married, but by coincidence share the same last name so there was no hassle...

It was a Nguyễn-Nguyễn situation.

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Laying down the law

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner....

Donald Trump's brain is so big

It's too much of a hassle to take it with him

There is a horrible crash and 50 Pikeys are killed in a bus.

All 50 of them are sent up to heaven and are outside the golden gates where they are met by Saint Peter.



"Can we come in" one of the men ask.



Saint Peter has a look through the long list of sins they've committed and grimaces.



"You have all caused alot of...

A wife wakes her husband in the middle of the night.

Her: "Honey, I have a question."

Him: "It's 2:30 in the morning, what do you want?"

Her: "If I died, would you remarry?"

Him: "What?... Well I hadn't really thought about it... I guess I would. Can we go to sleep now?"

Her: "I've got another question. If I died and you re...

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Sign Language at a construction site

These guys were working at a construction site building a multi story building. A guy on the fifth floor realizes that he needs a hammer but doesn't have one. Going down 5 floor again is too much of a hassle. So, he wants a guy on the ground to bring it up to him. He yells, but because of distance a...

A Jewish man is elected president...

Soon after, he calls up his mother to tell her the good news. "Mom, did you hear, I've been elected president!" "Oh, T
That's so great to hear, darling. I'm so proud of you!"

"So," asks the man, "you'll be coming out for the inauguration, right?" "I'm not sure," says his mother, "D.C. is ...

3 men use the restroom...

2 of them use the urinals and start boasting to each other.

"I have this new watch that is the latest in technology. It is inserted in my skin on my wrist and shows the time without all the bulk and hassle of wearing one!" He shows his wrist to his buddy as it shows a digital readout of the ...

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A gorilla that swung too far

A zoo was barely making ends meet. The head zookeeper was keeping things together, but it was a struggle. Instead of a pride of lions, they had one lone lion. Instead of a band of gorillas, just two. The rest of the zoo animals were just as sparse.

One day during a thunder and lightning storm...

Women are like boats

I'd rather pay for the occasional ride than go through the hassle of having my own.

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Man rules

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitc...

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"Who's that over there talking to himself?" I asked the barman in the pub.

"That's Bill," He replied. "He comes in every dinner time and sits and has a drink with his imaginary wife."

"Is he a loony?" I asked.

"What makes you say that?" He laughed.

"Why else would you have an imaginary wife?" I replied, "an imaginary girlfriend would be far less hassle...

My ex-girlfriend made a really great cake the other day

Getting her legs to fit in the oven was a real hassle, though.

Three dudes die.

One is a doctor, the other is a surgeon, and the last is an HMO. St. Peter greets them and explains they can't get into heaven just yet. They each need to do something first.

St. Peter turns to the doctor, "You were a good doctor, but you didn't always make time for your patients, and some o...

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