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What is the difference between Americans and IT support?

Americans don't have troubleshooting.

I'm great at troubleshooting.

My middle name is trouble, and I always end up shooting myself in the foot.

(A new addition) What's the difference between an American and a computer?

A computer has troubleshooting.

Also,

it can abort.

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What do you call it when you can’t ejaculate?

Troubleshooting.

Two IT techs are at the local gun range.

After about 10 minutes of practice, one of the techs isn't able to hit the target. The other looks at him and says "What is your problem?"

The embarrassed IT tech puts his head down and says, "Troubleshooting."

The best computers are made in America

They have virtually no troubleshooting.

My friend was testing his mic for Discord, I told him to get a Scope

So he wont have Troubleshooting

Why did the computer technician get kicked out of the army?

He had troubleshooting.

Why don’t developers carry guns?

They have troubleshooting.

What does a terrorist IT expert do the most?

Troubleshooting

A functional gun shoots

While a broke one needs troubleshooting

How do police solve problems in the streets?

troubleshooting

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