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Unhinge Jokes

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Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down!

Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and we all agreed that things are getting bad.

I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything.

Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold...

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There was a businessman whose wife was REALLY into sex.

He was a hardworking guy but still managed to satisfy his wife's needs.

One time he had to leave for another country for a business meet. He would've been gone for a week.
He knew his wife's sex drive and didn't want to take risks so he thought he should gift her something so she can sat...

You ever hear about the psychopathic door?

He was unhinged.

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What do my dad and an antique door have in common?

They're both worth more than they used to be, even though they're unhinged and their knobs don't work.

Did you hear about the crazy doorman?

He was completely unhinged.



I think something's missing. Maybe the opening line?

What happened to the door after the carpenter told him he was being replaced?

It got angry and became unhinged.

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Long, but worth the read. Wrote it myself.

In the darkest corner of my basement I sat alone. Eyes puffy from hours of crying and yet tears still streamed down my face. A lone snot bubble formed as I wiped my nose on my sleeve. I refused to use my hands. I looked down and in the pale moonlight streaming through the window I could tell the...

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