Have you seen Cele’s triangles?

Well Isosceles Triangles

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So over the past few weeks I've been mastering the art of ejaculating in various shapes. I've done squares, triangles, hexagons, but could not for the life of me form an oval. I was starting to get frustrated, but its fine now...

I came a round.


What’s the point?

My room is like the Bermuda triangle

stuff goes in and is never seen again.

Two triangles are having difficulty buying an apartment.

It turns out they needed to cosine.

I love bacon sandwiches cut into little triangles...

Strip clubs are awesome!

How do triangles commit suicide?

With a hypotenoose

The circle and the triangle

So a triangle and a circle meet each other and the triangle says: "you're pointless."

To which the circle replies: "that's how I roll!"

How do triangles talk to each other?

Sine language

Nobody in the world knows what those tiny sideways triangles on a keyboard mean.

Well, more or less.

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Why don’t triangles have an SSA Congruence Theorem?

‘Cause that would be ass-backwards.

Today, in math class, we had to label triangles.

I would tell you the answers, but they're all classified now.

How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude?

Do it with SAS.

Why isn’t Taylor Swift a pair of congruent triangles?

Because there’s no ASS

My trigonometry teacher and I got into a fight because she thinks triangles are the simplest polygon.

However, I think we can let digons be digons.

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