### Have you seen Cele’s triangles?

Well Isosceles Triangles

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I came a round.

### Triangles...

What’s the point?

### My room is like the Bermuda triangle

stuff goes in and is never seen again.

### Two triangles are having difficulty buying an apartment.

It turns out they needed to cosine.

### I love bacon sandwiches cut into little triangles...

Strip clubs are awesome!

### How do triangles commit suicide?

With a hypotenoose

### The circle and the triangle

So a triangle and a circle meet each other and the triangle says: "you're pointless."

To which the circle replies: "that's how I roll!"

Sine language

### Nobody in the world knows what those tiny sideways triangles on a keyboard mean.

Well, more or less.

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### Why don’t triangles have an SSA Congruence Theorem?

‘Cause that would be ass-backwards.

### Today, in math class, we had to label triangles.

I would tell you the answers, but they're all classified now.

Do it with SAS.

### Why isn’t Taylor Swift a pair of congruent triangles?

Because there’s no ASS

### My trigonometry teacher and I got into a fight because she thinks triangles are the simplest polygon.

However, I think we can let digons be digons.