### WHY AREN'T THERE MANY JOKES ABOUT TRIANGLES?

Because some of them are Obtuse

### My room is like the Bermuda triangle

stuff goes in and is never seen again.

### I love bacon sandwiches cut into little triangles...

Strip clubs are awesome!

### How do triangles commit suicide?

With a hypotenoose

### Understanding Women

A FATHER SAYS TO HIS SON :
"MY BOY, WHEN YOU ACCUMULATE THE UNDERSTANDING OF WHY A PIZZA IS BAKED ROUND,
PUT IN A SQUARE BOX , EATEN IN TRIANGLES, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN. "
Author Unknown

### The circle and the triangle

So a triangle and a circle meet each other and the triangle says: "you're pointless."

To which the circle replies: "that's how I roll!"

Sine language

### Two triangles are having difficulty buying an apartment.

It turns out they needed to cosine.

### Nobody in the world knows what those tiny sideways triangles on a keyboard mean.

Well, more or less.

### Why isn’t Taylor Swift a pair of congruent triangles?

Because there’s no ASS

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

### Why don’t triangles have an SSA Congruence Theorem?

‘Cause that would be ass-backwards.

### Today, in math class, we had to label triangles.

I would tell you the answers, but they're all classified now.

### My trigonometry teacher and I got into a fight because she thinks triangles are the simplest polygon.

However, I think we can let digons be digons.

Do it with SAS.

### A mummy calls a restaurant

- Hello, I'd like to reserve a table for the pharaoh Sakhrakhotep I.
- Could you spell it out, please?
- Of course. Bird, two triangles, wavy line, the sun, bird again, jackal's head and a scarab.