WHY AREN'T THERE MANY JOKES ABOUT TRIANGLES?

Because some of them are Obtuse

My room is like the Bermuda triangle

stuff goes in and is never seen again.

I love bacon sandwiches cut into little triangles...

Strip clubs are awesome!

How do triangles commit suicide?

With a hypotenoose

Understanding Women

A FATHER SAYS TO HIS SON :
"MY BOY, WHEN YOU ACCUMULATE THE UNDERSTANDING OF WHY A PIZZA IS BAKED ROUND,
PUT IN A SQUARE BOX , EATEN IN TRIANGLES, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN. "
Author Unknown

The circle and the triangle

So a triangle and a circle meet each other and the triangle says: "you're pointless."

To which the circle replies: "that's how I roll!"

How do triangles talk to each other?

Sine language

Two triangles are having difficulty buying an apartment.

It turns out they needed to cosine.

Nobody in the world knows what those tiny sideways triangles on a keyboard mean.

Well, more or less.

Why isn’t Taylor Swift a pair of congruent triangles?

Because there’s no ASS

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Why don’t triangles have an SSA Congruence Theorem?

‘Cause that would be ass-backwards.

Today, in math class, we had to label triangles.

I would tell you the answers, but they're all classified now.

My trigonometry teacher and I got into a fight because she thinks triangles are the simplest polygon.

However, I think we can let digons be digons.

How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude?

Do it with SAS.

A mummy calls a restaurant

- Hello, I'd like to reserve a table for the pharaoh Sakhrakhotep I.
- Could you spell it out, please?
- Of course. Bird, two triangles, wavy line, the sun, bird again, jackal's head and a scarab.

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