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Triangles Jokes

Every triangle is a love triangle

when you love triangles.

Triangles...

What’s the point?

Triangles seem to be rich

They hold so many properties

Have you seen Cele’s triangles?

Well Isosceles Triangles

A mummy calls a restauraunt.

- Hello, I'd like to reserve a table for the pharaoh Sakhrakhotep I.
- Could you spell it out, please?
- Of course. Bird, two triangles, wavy line, the sun, bird again, jackal's head and a scarab.

How do triangles commit suicide?

With a hypotenoose

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

Two triangles are having difficulty buying an apartment.

It turns out they needed to cosine.

I love bacon sandwiches cut into little triangles...

Strip clubs are awesome!

My room is like the Bermuda triangle

stuff goes in and is never seen again.

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Why don’t triangles have an SSA Congruence Theorem?

‘Cause that would be -backwards.

Today, in math class, we had to label triangles.

I would tell you the answers, but they're all classified now.

How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude?

Do it with SAS.

The circle and the triangle

So a triangle and a circle meet each other and the triangle says: "you're pointless."

To which the circle replies: "that's how I roll!"

Why isn’t Taylor Swift a pair of congruent triangles?

Because there’s no

Nobody in the world knows what those tiny sideways triangles on a keyboard mean.

Well, more or less.

My trigonometry teacher and I got into a fight because she thinks triangles are the simplest polygon.

However, I think we can let digons be digons.

Are we really expected to eat three square meals a day?

I'm sure triangles and circles provide equal nutritional value.
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