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Triangles Jokes

Every triangle is a love triangle

when you love triangles.
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Triangles...

What’s the point?
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Triangles seem to be rich

They hold so many properties
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Have you seen Cele’s triangles?

Well Isosceles Triangles
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A mummy calls a restauraunt.

- Hello, I'd like to reserve a table for the pharaoh Sakhrakhotep I.
- Could you spell it out, please?
- Of course. Bird, two triangles, wavy line, the sun, bird again, jackal's head and a scarab.
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How do triangles commit suicide?

With a hypotenoose
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How do triangles communicate?

Sin language
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Two triangles are having difficulty buying an apartment.

It turns out they needed to cosine.
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I love bacon sandwiches cut into little triangles...

Strip clubs are awesome!
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My room is like the Bermuda triangle

stuff goes in and is never seen again.
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Why don’t triangles have an SSA Congruence Theorem?

‘Cause that would be ass-backwards.

Today, in math class, we had to label triangles.

I would tell you the answers, but they're all classified now.
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How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude?

Do it with SAS.
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The circle and the triangle

So a triangle and a circle meet each other and the triangle says: "you're pointless."

To which the circle replies: "that's how I roll!"
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Why isn’t Taylor Swift a pair of congruent triangles?

Because there’s no ASS
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Nobody in the world knows what those tiny sideways triangles on a keyboard mean.

Well, more or less.
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So over the past few weeks I've been mastering the art of ejaculating in various shapes. I've done squares, triangles, hexagons, but could not for the life of me form an oval. I was starting to get frustrated, but its fine now...

I came a round.

My trigonometry teacher and I got into a fight because she thinks triangles are the simplest polygon.

However, I think we can let digons be digons.
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Are we really expected to eat three square meals a day?

I'm sure triangles and circles provide equal nutritional value.
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