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Whats the difference between a flat and an apartment

One’s 2D

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Why does Japan love 2D girls so much?

A lot of bad things happened when they were the third Axis.

I don’t like 2D movies

They always seem to lack depth

2d or 3d women?

Personally, I prefer 34D.

What do you call a 2D fairy?

Pixie-lated

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A manga artist told a man that his 2D female anime characters were alive and he could have sex with them for as long as he wanted ...

The man was overjoyed, and asked where the characters were.

"In my drawing room." the artist responded.

The man rushed into the room, closing the door behind him.

A few minutes later, the door opened. Out came the man with a pained expression on his face, holding his crotch wi...

Hamlet gets asked to watch a Disney remake.

"2d or not 2d?"

Never purchase jewelry based off of a photograph

It makes you look 2D pendant

What is the real argument Flat Earthers are trying to use?

2D, or not 2D? That is the question.

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So this guy Eric Bush's father Alan died last Saturday

And in the will it was stated that his entire multi-million-dollar fortune would go to Eric. He was delighted, but his bequest was dependent on a single condition: that he had to spend $10,000 of that fortune the night of the will's reading. Sort of a Brewster's Millions type of situation, ya know?...

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