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Isosceles Jokes

Chuck Norris's password is the last 9 digits of pi.

Chuck Norris can divide by 0.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice

Chuck Norris can cross a vector with a scalar

Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw a circle with exactly 100 degrees.

Chuck Norris is so badass he can find value of a variable in an expansion without fac...

What do you call a slice of pizza with too much sauce.

Isosceles.

Have you seen Cele’s triangles?

Well Isosceles Triangles

A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport

A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, an ancient wooden device called a "slide-rule"  as well as a code device called an "abacus" that he claimed was a calculator....

I hate it

I hate it when people try to use big words when they clearly don't know their meaning. It makes them sound so gelatinous and isosceles.

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