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What's worse than inciting insurrection to overturn a democratic election?

Lying about a blowjob, apparently.

What's the difference between Ted Cruz's wife and an insurrection?

Ted Cruz would never defend his wife.

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Some people have said that those who participated in the insurrection yesterday at the U.S. Capital should be thrown into a deep, dark hole.

But I believe they mean well.

Thank you President Trump..

..for improving my vocabulary. I would have never known the meaning of sedition, insurrection, quid pro quo, colluding, etc without you!

A flock of seagulls, a herd of sheep, a murder of crows...

An Insurrection of Republicans

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