Double Cross

The 70-year-old groom and the 25-year-old bride attracted attention as they checked into the resort hotel. The next morning, at eight sharp, the groom came into the dining room whistling a happy tune, sat down at a table and ordered ham and eggs. The smile on his face and the twinkle in his eye told...

Jesus was really bad at threatening people...

He was quoted for saying "Nobody double crosses me". And look where that got him.

If Jesus comes back and is crucified again

Does that mean he's been double crossed

Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind?

He's afraid he'll get double crossed

[OC] Why did only one of Jesus's disciples betray him?

There wasn't enough wood for a double cross.
*badum tsssss*

People who are cross eyed were probably never told "keep making that face and it will stay that way"

Double crossed imo

What did the bridge say when the man went across it then came back?

Don't double cross me!

Why didn't the Romans try to kill Jesus after he rose from the dead?

They were too afraid to double cross him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

I don't know but if you see that double crossing bastard tell her payback is on the way!

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