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What do you call getting shot for attempted sedition?

Capitol Punishment

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Thank you President Trump..

..for improving my vocabulary. I would have never known the meaning of sedition, insurrection, quid pro quo, colluding, etc without you!

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It's 1976 and a man walks onto the Red Square and screams "Brezhnev is a idiot!" He is immediately arrested and given 15 years in prison

5 for sedition

10 for revealing a state secret

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A soviet soldier asks a man his opinion of the party.

The man nervously replies "the same as yours comrade"

The soldier then arrests him for sedition.

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