Vender Jokes

And says "make me one with everything "

He asks what kind of meat are you holding the street vender replies “Islam”

"Make me one with everything."

He then hands the vender a $20 and starts eating his hot dog. After he's done he asks the vender

"Where's my change?"

The vender replies

"Change only comes from within."

He asks him: "Make me one with all"


After the vender give the Buddhist his hotdog, the Buddhist gives the vender 20$. The vender puts it away and goes on with his business.
The Buddhist asks: "and my change?"

The vender replies: "change comes from within"



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I asked the fruit vender to show me his cherries.

He did

"Thanks," I said, "But that's not what I meant."

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