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Carmen Jokes

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A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests there, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.

So she approached him, smiled and said politely, "Hello, my name is Carmen."

"That's a beautiful name", he replied, "Is it a family name?"

"No", she replied, "As a matter of fact, I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I choose Ca...

Why did Waldo and Carmen Sandiego get jobs at Home Depot?

Because you can never find anyone who works there.

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Guy starts chatting to pretty woman at a party

Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation,

"Who named you, your mother?"

"No, I named myself, she answered.

"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"

"Because I like cars, and I like men,...

Carmen dropped her waffle on the beach

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo?

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Carmen at the bar

Guy sits down at the bar next to pretty lady.
"What's your name?" he asks.
"They call me Carmen."
"Carmen, huh? Thats a nice name."
"It suits me well because I love cars and I love men."
"Fancy that."
"What's your name?"
"They call me BeerTits."

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My name is Carmen...

A man is enjoying his time on a beach in South America when a beautiful young woman wanders over and strikes up a conversation with him. A few minutes pass, and he inquires as to what her name is. She replies "My name is Carmen."

"That's a nice name," he says.

"My name used to be Luci...

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What do you get when Little Richard calls you up to tell you he's picked up Carmen Miranda, Freddy Mercury, Peter Allen, Divine, Sylvester, Chris Crocker, Elton John, Gil Chesterton, Andy Dick, Wayne Newton, Liberace, and Richard Simmons...and they're on their way?

Tutti Frutti en route-y!

(Wooooooooo!)

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A guy walks into an auto-parts store...

He approaches the customer service counter and is greeted by a young, attractive female with golden blonde hair.

He says "I didn't expect to see such a young beautiful woman in a shop like this...what's your name?"

She points to her name-tag, and with a cute smile replies "Carmen. I c...

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A man meets a girl named Carmen at a party.

“That’s a pretty name, where did it come from?”

Carmen said:” Actually, I gave myself that name- I like cars, and I like men, so...Carmen. What is your name?”

“ My name is Bob Titsengolf. “

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A woman approaches a man wearing a velvet suit sitting in a fairly crowded bar. “Hi, my name is Carmen because I’m into cars and men.” says the woman in a flirtatious tone.

The man, seemingly sloshed, looks at her and says, “Hey I’m BeerPussy, can I get you a drink?”

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A man goes into a bar where he meets a stunning woman...

He approaches her to buy her a drink and asks her name:
- my name is Carmen
- oh Carmen! Such a pretty name but you sure don’t look latina.
- oh I’m not. I didn’t like my name so I changed it to Carmen after my two favorite things in life: cars and men. What is your name?
- Mmmmm Beerfu...

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A man sits in a bus when...

a beautiful woman enters the bus. She takes the seat next to him and both start to exchange looks.

After a while the man takes all his confidence and asks her "So, what's your name, beautiful lady?"

She smiles and says "Carmen! ... but my real name is Sarah actually."

"So why do...

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Her name was Carmen...

Carmen is invited to a party, and decides to go solo. Once there, she quickly discovers she doesn't know anyone, and moves to the bar to grab a drink. Scoping out the partiers in the hopes of finding someone she knows, she spots a good looking young man in the corner, also all alone. She approach...

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An 100 year old man brings home a prostitute from a local bar.

The lady begins to undress and perform a headstand in the corner.
The man asked, what are you doing? One of those fancy Carmen sutures positions.
She said no. I figured you can't get it up so go ahead and drop it down in.

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A man is in a bar when...

A man is having a drink at a local bar and a gorgeous woman comes in and sits down next to him. They talk a little then he asks her name.
"Carmen" she says.
He, of course, he compliments her name and asks where it came from.
With a very sultry look, she says she chose that name herse...

What do you call a Mexican cab driver

Carmen

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A man meets a beautiful lady at the bar, and decides to ask her name...

Lady: "I'm Carmen."

Man: "What a nice name, does it run in the family?"

Lady: "Actually I named myself after the two things I love most in life; cars and men."

Man: "Very interesting."

Lady: "So, what's your name?"

Man: "Titsgolf."

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Saw a beautiful lady out the other night...

...so I went up to her I asked what her name was and she said "Carmen Gold."
I said, "What a beautiful name! What nationality is the last name 'Gold?'"
"Oh no, I changed my name to reflect what I really love. I love cars, men, and gold jewelry. So what's your name again?"
"My name's BJ Tits...

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A beautiful woman walks into a bar...

...John, seeing this women is immediately flustered and strikes up a conversation. After much small talk, he asks for her name. She tells him her name is "Carmen".

"Thats an interesting name for a woman" says John.

"That's not my real name, I actually really dislike my first name so ...

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What's In A Name

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He sees a beautiful redhead at the end of the bar and figures he'll chat her up.

They get to talking and enjoying each other's company and as the bar starts to close down he realizes he didn't get her name.
"So what's your name?" he asks.
...

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A man talks to a woman

-What's your name?
-My name is Alyssa, but friends call me Carmen.
-How comes?
-It's simple. Car, because i like cars and men, because i like men.
-I understand. Call me Beercunt.

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You can call me...

A man walks into a bar and sits next to an extremely attractive woman. The man buys the woman a drink and they begin talking. As the night progresses he remembers he never got her name and ask her what it is. She replies, "My friends call me Carmen. Its easy to remember because its two of my favorit...

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