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Huawei Jokes

A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce is driving through Saskatoon, Saskatchewan when it collides with a Nissan Qashqai.

The truck then careens down the road and hits a car from Massachusetts, injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside. One of them, suffering from Schistosomiasis, has a myocardial infarction.

A bystander witnesses the entire event and quickly calls to report the accident on his Huawei.
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My daughter want's the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone, because.

It's my way or the Huawei.

So china is making phones without Google apps now

Guess it was always my way or the huawei

*i'm so sorry, I tried*

Huawei denies spying accusations

The recently launched model 5PY-2020 sELECT it’s perfectly safe.

The news about Android banning Huawei is sad. But I know Huawei can fix this.

If there’s a will, there’s Huawei.

Huawei issue is quite simple really

It's either Trump's way or the Huawei.

The CEO of Apple, Huawei and Nokia are all sitting together in a hot tub...

... bragging about their newest groundbreaking technology.

The CEO of Apple starts explaining how his company invented a tiny speaker and a tiny mic which would be surgically attached to your thumb and pinky finger - so you could receive a phone call, only by putting your hand to your ear. ...

A student was playing games on his iPhone

A student was playing games on his iPhone, and a teacher caught him.

she yelled "knock it off"

the student took that advice to heart and founded Huawei

I want it my way

I told my wife she can only get an iPhone, but if she isn't going to get one then I'm just getting her a cheap Android phone. She tried to argue with me, but I wouldn't have it.

I said, "Baby... it's my way or the Huawei."

What did Trump say to China during the Trade War Negotiations?

It's my way, my way or the Huawei.

People are worrying about Huawei stealing personal info but it's the Western technologies (Apple, Blackberry, Raisin, Raspberry pi) that we should be concerned about.

They're much more likely to be inciders.

Yesterday my friend was showing off the features of his Huawei P10. Another friend stepped up with his P30 claiming it had 3 times the features.

Today they'll see what my P90 can do.

I wanted to use a paper map when sightseeing but my girlfriend insisted on using her phone

It was my way or the Huawei.

The store tried to charge me $500 for a Samsung Galaxy knockoff.

I said "This is Huawei robbery!"

What do you call a dog that spies on people?

A ChiHuawei

My gf was trying to persuade me on what new phone to buy..

She said "It's either my way or Huawei"

It was already foretold by AC/DC

Huawei to Hell.

What happens when you take a Chinese smartphone somewhere unsafe?

...you take the Huawei to the Danger Zone.

Why was the Chinese CEO unable to leave Canada?

Because somewhere along the road she lost Huawei.

What is Waluigis Favourite Type of Phone?

Huawei

China: "We give up, Donald. What'll it take to end the Trade War?

Trump: "You'll have to move all of your factories to the US."

China: "We can't do that."

Trump: "That's too bad, because it's my way or the Huawei."

I was talking to my dad about upgrading my phone the other day

And I wanted to get an iPhone and he wanted to get some Chinese brand I’ve never even heard of. We argued about this for hours and hours. And eventually I turned to him and simply said
“It’s either my way, or the Huawei.”

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