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Will Smith Jokes

So according to Will Smith's actions...

You can ask Jada for head, but you can't talk about her head.

How do you know Will Smith’s slap wasn’t staged?

His son wasn’t cast in it.

How do you follow Will Smith in a snow storm?

You follow the fresh prints.

Did you know Will Smith can make swords?

Of course he can; he's a blacksmith


Some may think the joke isn't funny, but I think it slaps.

For my decade on Reddit here is my favorite Will Smith joke

It appears Will Smith’s marriage is open to everything except JOKES

If Will Smith is this angry in March

Just wait until August comes around.

Will smith used to be so full of life and fun

now he just seems *jaded*

If Will Smith, Amber Heard, and Chris Brown formed a band, what would its name be?

The Heavy Hitters.

Why did Will Smith slap Chris instead of punching him?

Everybody knows paper beats rock

What happends if Will Smith goes back in time ?

He becomes Was Smith

Will Smith defended his wife so well…

She’s definitely going to let him watch tonight.

If Will Smiths wife doesn't like alopecia jokes.

It's hair loss

What do Putin, Batman and Will Smith have in common?

They all attacked a comedian

Will Smith...

Should worry less about whose mouth his wife's name is in, and more about who's in his wife's mouth.

When Chuck Norris made a joke about Will Smith's wife...

Will Smith slapped himself.

I re-watched Will Smith in "Independence Day" last night.

Still slaps.

What's the difference between Chris Rock and Will Smith?

Chris Rock can take a hit

I give Will Smith credit…

It takes guts to stand up and defend another man’s woman like that.

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Will Smith had to stand up for Jada. Imagine how hard it is knowing your wife can't have her hair

pulled during sex with other men

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Poor Will Smith isn't getting any sleep tonight

His wife is so pissed Will can hear her ranting all the way from her boyfriend's bedroom

Why did Will Smith slap Chris Rock?

His Wife's Boyfriend didnt think the joke was funny

Will Will Smith smith Will Smith?

Yes, Will Smith will smith Will Smith

Shout out to Will Smith!

I never would’ve stood up for another man’s girl like that

How come you never read about Will Smith anymore?

Because paper covers Rock.

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Will Smith should take a joke the same way Jada takes a dick

From everyone...except Will Smith.

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Will Smith so white...

Will Smith so white he can hit a black man on camera and get away with it.

Jada has begun divorce proceedings against Will Smith..

How bald of her

What do Will Smith and Moses have in common?

They both hit rocks instead of talking to them.

Why could Will Smith never get away with murder?

First thing they look for at a crime scene is fresh prints.

Will Smith was born in September..

He should be used to coming after August

Will Smith is lost in the woods...

One day Will Smith was researching a new role for a movie by camping alone in the woods. Eventually he got lost and a search party was formed.

First, a Search and Rescue team made up of local volunteers and firefighters went into the woods to look for him. They searched for hours but came bac...

I’m trying to think of a Will Smith joke

But I can’t come up with a punchline

No one delivers a punch line like Will Smith.

No one receives a punch like Chris Rock.

You know, Will Smith can never get lost....

because where there is a Will, there is a way.

Why was Chris Rock surprised when Will Smith slapped him?

He thought one of Jada’s other boyfriends would have done it.

If Will Smith doesn’t win for Best Actor

He really will have hit rock bottom.

What is Will Smith's favorite mobile video game?

Slap Kings

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It seems like Will Smith is really insecure about his wife's physical appearance.

But I don't understand that. Obviously, she's a very strong, beautiful woman.
Otherwise we wouldn't all be fucking her.

(Stolen from Kill Tony)

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Did you hear about the new Will Smith/Dwayne Johnson movie?

They play star-crossed lovers in the 1920s who are both struggling with a crisis of faith at their sexuality. The working title is:

"Dwayne Will Rock Smith's Johnson"

Hopefully Will Smith’s mom didn’t watch the Oscars.

He might have to move back in with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.

Did you get a chance to listen to Will Smith's latest album?

Absolutely slaps

Now that Will Smith has apologised for slapping Chris Rock, his conscience is clean.

His wife on the other hand, is Mr Clean.

People keep saying Will Smith hit rock bottom at the Oscars

But I'm pretty sure he slapped him in the face.

I told my wife that Will Smith is the best actor/rapper of all time.

She said that’s Ludacris

How does Will Smith make his coffee?

The French Press of Bel Air.

My favorite Will Smith movie is the one where he is part of a map

I Am Legend

In "I Am Legend", Will Smith survived alone for years.

24 hours after a woman shows up, he dies.
AND that girl stole his bacon.

Will Smith tied to recent murders to stand trial after damning evidence.

He left fresh prints everywhere

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