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Hashtag Jokes

When I was growing up # was pound, not hashtag

Good thing it changed, since "pound metoo" would've been sending the wrong message

why did people start calling the pound symbol hashtag

Because pound me too doesnt get the point across

A lot of people call # a Hashtag but back in my day it was the pound sign

which makes the movement #MeToo a bit awkward

Iā€™m glad # is not called pound anymore.

Otherwise, the #metoo movement would be sending the wrong message.

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I once made a small hashtag out of glass...

It weighed a pound and was a little sharp.

hashtag

probably doesn't involve a lot of running.

Ten years ago, hashtags were read as pound..

Puts a whole new spin on #meToo

Comparing the number of Instagram hashtags for #apple and #orange

really is apples and oranges

The world of hashtags is very accepting

i mean, #include is the most used hashtag.

Yo mamma is like a hashtag...

Trendy and overused.

How do budtenders mark which strain is which?

Hashtags

Found out the paper in my favorite jeans is made from hemp.

Hashtag Hashtag

Survivors of Cannibalism hate Twitter

Hashtag MeatToo

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That solar eclipse was so dark...

The LAPD beat the shit out of it for being on the wrong side of town.

I locked my car doors when it passed by.

It had its own hashtag for mattering.

Okay r/jokes, take it from here. That solar eclipse was so dark...

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