An 86 year old man goes to the doctor with a perplexing issue...

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the man said,
>Things are great and I've never felt better.
>I now have a 20 year old bride who is pregnant with my child.
>So what do you think about that Doc?

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then beg...

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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall

Walking by some kid dressed like a punk rocker with colorful hair sat next to him. The old man looks at kid perplexingly. Annoyed the kid says to the old man “Is there a fucking problem!” The old man replied “no problem, but I fucked a peacock once and I’m just wondering if you’re my son”

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