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If there's a girl sitting in front of you with her ass crack showing and you drop Tic Tacs down there, what you call it?

Her-ass-mint

I played my Asian friend in Tic Tac Toe

It was a Thai.

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Bully: I bet your dick is a size of a tic tac

The quiet kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good

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My ex said my penis resembled a tic tac.

So I asked her, then why does your sister still have bad breath?

Jeffrey Dahmer didn't like Tic Tacs or gum.

He preferred men toes.

What do Libertarians call Tic Tacs?

Tics, because they’re against tacses

I ate a tic tac yesterday

And I developed another toe. That's three in a row now

You know what they call the strategy involving freshmints while playing a game of timed tic tac toe?

The tic tac tick tick tic tac toe tactic

What is Donald Trump's favorite flavor of Tic Tac?

..... Tempermint

What can you say about a man who pops a couple tic tacs before beginning speaking?

He mints his words.

What do you call someone with mints on their feet?

Tic tac toes

Why do dyslexic chess players have such fresh breath?

Because they're so good at finding Tic Tacs.

A man accidentally dropped his kitchen knife onto his foot and unfortunately lost his toe.

The Doctor said "I have good news and bad news"

Man.. "Whats the bad news Doc?

Doc.. "Well, you see, they had to replace your toe with a piece of candy."

Man.. "Candy? So what's the good news?"

Doc.. "You now have tic tac toe"

A Chinese-owned social media platform has been poisoning breath mints to accomplish their goals.

It's the TikTok tic tac tactic.

My friend kept trying to balance mints on his foot

Turns out he was playing tic tac toe

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do candy makers get?

Tic tac toe

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A confused mother watches her 4 year old son...

A confused mother watches her 4 year old son. on the staircase, he has the family cat and a box of tic tacs, and he is slowly and methodically eating one tic tac, licking the cat, and moving down one step. He then repeats this, over and over.

He is about half way down the stairs when finally ...

[NSFW] Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street.

He asked her name. ‘Polo, I’m the one with the hole’ she said with a Wispa.

‘I’m Marathon, the one with the nuts’ he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped hi...

I've invented a new game. You use small breath mints as playing pieces in the old-fashioned match-3-in-a-row game. I'd be happy to teach you my strategy for winning this game, but I'll have to charge you a small fee:

Call it a Tic Tac Tic-Tac-Toe Tactics Tax.

What game does Homer Simpson always lose?

Tic Tac Doh!

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