My toenails turned green, shrank, and started smelling like mint.
My doctor says I have a rare condition called Tic Tac Toes.
You know what they call the strategy involving freshmints while playing a game of timed tic tac toe?
The tic tac tick tick tic tac toe tactic
I once amputated a man's toe and replaced it with a prosthetic made from a breath mint.
I gave him a Tic Tac toe.
A man accidentally dropped his kitchen knife onto his foot and unfortunately lost his toe.
The Doctor said "I have good news and bad news"
Man.. "Whats the bad news Doc?
Doc.. "Well, you see, they had to replace your toe with a piece of candy."
Man.. "Candy? So what's the good news?"
Doc.. "You now have tic tac toe"
What do you call someone with mints on their feet?
Tic tac toes
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do candy makers get?
Tic tac toe
My friend kept trying to balance mints on his foot
Turns out he was playing tic tac toe
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