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What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?

Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

What do you call a sinful religious figure?

A sain't.

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A farmer in France sees a foreigner bending down next to the river.

The foreigner leans over and voraciously scoops up water from the river to drink using his right hand. He gulps down the water hungrily, much to the farmer's shock.

The farmer runs over to the foreigner and tries to warns him in French: "Monsieur, ce n'est pas sain! Mes animaux pisse et merde...

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