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Throttles Jokes

Sam, Harry and Stuttering Joe

Sam, who wanted to impress his friends, bought a new Scooter motorcyle. Deciding he wanted to show off his new toy he drove to meet his friends Harry and Joe. Upon arriving at their usual hangout spot he was greeted by laughter by his two friends who thought a scooter was goofy looking and incapable...

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New husband has a problem.

So he goes to the hospital to see his primary physician.

"Doc, my new wife is a dynamo. Every time she touches me I go off. You got anything to help me last long enough to satisfy her?"

"Just the thing," the doctor replies, pulling a starter pistol from his desk. The big red kind that...

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