Thongs Jokes - 10 Hilarious Thongs Jokes

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Since thongs are also known as floss

Does that mean they prevent cavities?

While she was sleeping, I moved her thongs to the side...

... so in can fit my socks in the same drawer.

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Ms. Nugent, a retired widow went to the beach wearing a bra and thong.

Her husband had died a few years back and after years of mourning she decided it was time to get back in the game. And what better way than to go to the beach in a racy, swimsuit to snag a man. In her youth, this plan never seemed to fail although in that time, they didn't have thongs.

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Why are granny better than thongs?

Because granny will cover your , but thongs are always trying to get up in your .

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I was woken late last night about 3am

By my next door neighbor in a very revealing negligee, bra, thongs and high heel boots, and asking to borrow a cup of sugar.

I said, ‘ off dave, I’ve got work in the morning’.

Do old women wear or thongs????

Depends

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Three drunk hobos were having an argument over who has the dirtiest underwear

"I have the dirtiest boxers in the entire city," says the first hobo.

As proof, he takes off his filthy brown stained boxers and throws it at a nearby wall.

The boxers stuck to the wall for 10 seconds, before peeling off and landing on the ground with a sickening plop.

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What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

Frank went to the gym

As he wants to loose weight to get a girlfriend.

The receptionist gave him some promotion pack options of “lose 1kg guaranteed”, “lose 3 kg guaranteed”, “lose 5kg guaranteed” and “lose 10kg guaranteed”. However you must do 1 then 3 then 5 then 10.

He accepted the offer and the receptio...

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Trucker is hauling a B-double with three containers full of computer parts.

It's getting on toward dark, and so he stops at a steakhouse for a bite.

The first thing he sees is a sign on the door:

NO THONGS

NO SINGLETS

NO NERDS

MANAGEMENT RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ADMISSION

No nerds? Weird. But whatever...

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