My girlfriend's tights have ripped

They're on their last legs now.

How many animals can you get into a pair of tights?

10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 p*ssy, thousands of hares and a dead fish no one can ever find.

I just got a ladder in my tights.

I truly am a talented shoplifter

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