the day after halloween, a trick or treater knocked on my door.....

he was dressed in just red tights and a red spandex shirt, red sneakers, red hat.

i said to him, "sorry little buddy, halloween is over, i dont have anything for you today...what are you supposed to be anyway>?"

he said "im a period, sorry im late..scared ya didnt i?"


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Wedding Night

"Darling, if I had known you were still a virgin, I would have taken more time."

"Oh, if I had known that you would take more time, I would have taken off my tights."

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