The Race!

Johnny was 16 years old and wanted a motorcycle really bad. But his parents said he couldn't get one until he graduated from high school. So, he saved up all his money, and when graduation day came, he threw his graduate cap up in the air and walked right down to the nearest Harley Davidson dealer a...

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Batman and Robin go out drinking one night...

...And they both come out drunk as shit. Batman throws Robin his keys and with a slurred speech says: "*hic!* You drive tonight, Robin..."

Robin says "Oh, wow! I get to drive the Batmobile!" and he hops in all excited into the driver's seat, fires up the Batmobile and takes off for the Batcav...

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