I've been so stressed recently I've been doing that Chinese thing with the needles.
You know...heroin.
I'm so stressed that I'm going to try that Chinese thing with the needles, what's it called?
Oh yeah, heroin
Most senators are like the needles of a cactus
They're pricks
I had a horrible experience giving blood today, the staff were horrible, the needles hurt and I felt really unhappy.
Apparently I'm, "a negative".
How to deal with stress
A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of vodka. "I've been so stressed lately," he complains to the bartender. "So I recently started doing that Chinese thing with the needles." "Acupuncture?" the bartender asks. "No," the guy replies. "Heroin."
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