Why does Cristiano Ronaldo always cleans his house?
becuz he can't stand it looking Messi.
What’s the difference between Ronaldo and time?
A stupid guy and a smart guy have a job interview
The smart guy goes into the interview room first and is met by three people on the panel.
The first one asks, “Who do you think the best soccer player in the world is?”
The smart guy replies, “Before it was Ronaldo but now it’s Messi.
The second interviewer asks, “When did the p...
Why is Cristiano Ronaldo’s room always clean?
Because he’s not Messi.
Donald Trump, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Macaulay Culkin all die and visit God...
And God says "I can't decide whether to send you guys to heaven or hell. So I'm going to test you. I'll let you return to earth, but each of you have to promise to give up something that you love the most. However, if you break your promise you'll go to hell"
Macaulay Culkin gives up pizza. ...
Cristiano Ronaldo has a baby.
Cristiano Ronaldo has his first parenting lesson with his new son. "Right," says the midwife, "what should you do if he starts crying and having a tantrum?" "Show him a yellow card and tell him to get up off the f**king floor," replies the baby.
Cristiano Ronaldo Went to the barbershop for a new haircut.
He went home to his girlfriend and asked, "Well what do you think?". She took a couple of minutes looking his new hair cut over and replied "Well... at least it's not Messi".
Who is the most famous soccer player from USA?
Elon Musk, Cristiano Ronaldo, a mailman, and the Dalai Lama are in a plane when suddenly they enter some extremely rough turbulence.
The pilot enters the room and says “Bad news, the plane is damaged too bad to fix. We have maybe 5 minutes before we’re going to have to abandon the plane.” Unfortunately, when they grab the parachutes, they see that one of them has an enormous rip through the middle and is unusable, which leaves f...
More girls chase after me everyday than Leonardo, Channing Tatum and Ronaldo combined
Cristiano Ronaldo just started his new charity for sick children
It's called the Ronaldo McDonaldo House chairty
Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?
So it won't get too Messi.
After a freak accident; Zlatan, Messi and Ronaldo enter the kingdom of heaven.
Messi is first to be judged by the lord, God looks upon Messi and says "Messi, you shall sit on my right side" and Messi takes his rightful place.
Ronaldo is next up and God tell him "Ah, Ronaldo, You shall be seated at my left side for eternity"
Then Zlatan walks up a...
Ronaldo and Messi will finally both meet each other during the World Cup...
at an Airport as they return their respective home countries.
An airplane was about to crash...
There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best Football player. Real Madrid and my millions of fans need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, "I am the newly...
Messi, Ronaldo and Zlatan died in a car crash and goes to heaven.
The three walks up to God sitting on his throne. God says: "Messi, what is the best thing about football?" Messi bows and answers: "The best thing about football is that I have been able to spread joy to people, earn money for my living and seeing the world." God felt it was a good answer...
The Queen of England is on a cruise
When they see Christiano Ronaldo thrashing for help in the middle of the ocean, being violently attacked by a great white shark.
But before she can have her staff do anything, a speedboat comes by, and in it is Lionel Messi and Luis Suarez! They pull up to the shark and hit it with paddles ti...