During the development of a new jet fighter aircraft the wings on the prototypes kept snapping off where they joined the fuselage. The test-pilots who only barely survived by ejecting in time were terrified. No amount of re-design seem to solve the problem, so the aircraft company in desperation off...
There are things worse than death
A young, single, and very handsome test pilot is forced to eject from his jet. His parachute fails to open, and as he plummets to the ground he prays that somehow he will be saved.
He hears voice say, I will save you, but in return you must make the next woman you see happy for the rest of y...
Just landed myself a new job!
I'll be a test pilot for Andrex!
At the airstrip
As a test pilot climbed out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives.
The rescuer sees the bloodied pilot and asks, "What happened?"
The pilot replies, "I don't know, I just got here myself!"