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Tenders Jokes

The government was seeking for tenders to build a bridge

On Monday, the first contractor had a meeting with the minister.

"What's your quote?" the minister asked.

"$300 million" said the contractor.

"How do you come up with that figure?"

"Well," said the contractor, quietly, "$100 million for you, $100 million for me, and $10...

What do antivaxxers and responsible bar tenders have in common?

Neither give shots to babies!

NOTE: this is a repost from r/funny by u/rawridk so if that isn’t allowed I’ll take it down

What do you call people who take care of chickens?

Chicken tenders

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

White House painting tender.

Donald trump wants to paint the white house. He calls for tenders from China, Europe and India.


Chinese guy quoted 3 million U$


European guy quoted 7 million U$


Indian guy quoted 10 million U$


Trump asked chinese guy, how did you quote 3 million..?" ...

What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?

A chicken tender!

Came up with this while putting chicken tenders out at my old job. lol

What do you call it when all the hens in the coup resign the same day from their jobs laying eggs?

Chicken tenders.

The waiter said to me “I just want to let you know that kids eat for free.”

I said “Good! I’ll take a water and some chicken tenders, and my daughter will have a steak and a kids Bud Light.”

What do you call chicken nugget's served in a pub?

Bar-tenders

The rainforest cafe is getting to realistic

I was just sitting there enjoying my chicken tenders when a bulldozer destroyed 30% of the cafe

What do you get from sensitive poultry?

Chicken Tenders

What do you call the top candidates for fake chicken fingers?

Con-tenders.

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I beat my cock until it was sore today...

Made brilliant chicken tenders!

I was at work the other day and after telling a customer what he owed, he handed me a bag of Tyson wings and drummettes.

I said to him, "Sorry, we don't accept chicken tenders."

You can’t believe anything chickens tell you

Most of em are pre tenders

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