How do you tell apart drug pushers that have a conscience from those who don't?

Those who don't call themselves "reps,".

How to tell apart a good electrician from a bad one

One is 16 feet above and one is 6 feet below ground

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Hard to tell apart

My friend told me that he was cheating on his girlfriend with her twin.

“How do you tell them apart?” I asked

He said “Sally is Blonde with nice tits and Steve has a beard”

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How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

How do you tell apart a girl ant and a boy ant?

the girl ant will sink

^the ^boy ^ant ^will ^float

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