Tell a Redditor a joke, he will repost it for a lifetime
Edit: Thank you kind Redditor for the Gold
I was gonna tell a joke about time traveling
But you guys didn't like it
How can you tell a girl ghost from a boy ghost?
Boooooooobs!
You’re welcome.
Happy Halloween everybody!
How can you tell a chemist from a plumber without seeing them?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized."
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles.
If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you.
Tell a woman she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
[Serious] Just a reminder to be careful when telling jokes that may be offensive.
A few days ago I was talking to some friends, and friends of those friends, at a bar.
I decided to break the ice with the new friends with a few jokes, most of which went down very well...until I decided to tell a few more offensive ones...and picked the worst possible one to start with...
How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to tell a joke?
How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to tell a joke?
I was going to tell a joke about fencing
But then I realised it might just be a riposte
I cannot tell a lie.
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favour?"
"Of course my child, What can I do for you?"
"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remov...
In US Presidential History: Washington could not tell a lie, Nixon could not tell a truth...
and Trump can not tell the difference
A man buys a robot that slaps people when they tell a lie.
He decides to test it on his family at dinner that night.
The man asked his son, "Son, what did you do after school today?"
The son replied, "Oh, I just did some homework" and the robot slapped the son.
The son said, "Okay I actually watched a movie with my friends".
The ...
A teacher tells the students to each tell a true story that has a moral that they learned from one of their parents...
The teacher calls up a little girl, and she tells her story, "My dad is raises chickens for their eggs. One day he collected the eggs from his hens and put them all into a big basket. Then he put the basket into the back of his truck but as he was driving to market he hit a big bump in the road, whi...
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown
But the punch line is too long.
How do you tell a blonde from a brunette in the dark.
Just call out "can you hear me?" and listen for the reply "no, its too dark in here!"
Granddad could tell a tale
He used to say that as a boy he had the strongest arm in the county. He said he could throw a stick so hard that it would take his dog an hour to retrieve it.
To me that always seemed far-fetched.
How do you tell a dad joke from a bad joke?
Trust me, the difference is apparent.
I really want to tell a joke about cash machines
But I don't have one atm
How many Redditors does it take to tell a joke?
Two. One to post it and another to create a better punchline in the comments.
Is it mean to tell a knock knock joke to a
Jehovah's Witness?
I tried to tell a homeless person a knock knock joke...
Punch line unnecessary.
Why is it so hard for a communist to tell a joke?
It’s not funny until everyone gets it.
Why should you never tell a chemistry joke?
Because you won’t get a reaction.
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How can you tell a mechanic just had ?
Two of his fingers are clean.
I was gonna tell a joke about Sodium…
but I thought Na, people wouldn’t get it.
I'd tell a penguin joke but
It wouldn't fly
How does a Gen Z-er tell a joke?
Idk bc fml lmao
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