So I invested in Teflon recently,

It didn't stick.

It's 80 years since non stick pans were invented (Teflon 1938)

Where is the non stick toilet bowl?

Finally learned why you can't use a wooden spoon on a Teflon pan

It's non-stick

I tried to start the Church of Teflon

but I couldn't find any adherents.

Not to be a racist

But I feel the natural enemies of the Klingons shouldn't be humans it should be the Teflons.

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I recently came out as pansexual...

But I'm only attracted to cast iron.

I tried dating teflon, but it just wouldn't stick.

I guess it's true what they say: "Once you go black, you never go back."

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