Finally learned why you can't use a wooden spoon on a Teflon pan

It's non-stick

I invested in Teflon

It didn’t stick

I tried to start the Church of Teflon

but I couldn't find any adherents.

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I recently came out as pansexual.

But I'm only attracted to cast iron.

I've tried dating teflon, but it never sticks.

I guess it's true what they say:

"Once you go black, you never go back"

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