Teflon Jokes - 6 Hilarious Teflon Jokes

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Finally learned why you can't use a wooden spoon on a Teflon pan

It's non-stick

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I tried to start the Church of Teflon

but I couldn't find any adherents.

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It's 80 years since non stick pans were invented (Teflon 1938)

Where is the non stick toilet bowl?

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I recently came out as pansexual.

But I'm only attracted to cast iron.

I've tried dating teflon, but it never sticks.

I guess it's true what they say:

"Once you go black, you never go back"

Not to be a racist

But I feel the natural enemies of the Klingons shouldn't be humans it should be the Teflons.

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The Shit List (from the office fax machine 30 or so years ago)

**THE SHIT LIST**

GHOST SHIT:

You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but there is no shit in the toilet.

TEFLON COATED SHIT:

Comes out so slick, clean & easy you didn't even feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper. You have to look in the toile...

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