Reddit should rename 'karma' to 'creddit', 'share' to 'spreddit' and 'delete' to 'shreddit'. If they do, they won't regreddit.

They probably won't, and i don't geddit.

A street near Buckingham palace is being renamed to “Prince Andrew’s Close”

It’s not honorary, it’s a warning.

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The scientific community has finally agreed to rename the planet Uranus

to Urmama

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I should rename my penis "Snow"

So my wife can say she got an inch of snow last night.

Tottenham have renamed their trophy room...

..to "The Room".

I renamed my iPod The Titanic

When I plug it in, it says "The Titanic is syncing".

I propose that we rename salmonella in honour of DMX.

Because eggs gon’ give it to ya.

You know how we should rename makeawish?

Final fantasy

Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'. Yet they haven't.

I don’t geddit.

Eddits:

Courtesy to The_maxi : I propose to add a function to remove awards and name it “regreddit“

Johnson & Johnson should be renamed to just Johnson...

Because one prick is all you need.

Robinhood is going to be renamed Custer

Because they're about to get Sioux'd.

With all the bombings in Kabul, Afghanistan, authorities are planning to rename the city

They’re aiming for Kabum

Joe the Carpenter

Joe was a simple and serious man. He was a carpenter in a small village named Arge Oaks where he owned the store "Joe's Carpentry."

For years Joe impressed his fellow neighbors with the highest quality carpentry work. Some people in town complained he was a bit too expensive, but no one ever...

A new global map (Mildly NSFW)

With the recent changes to Afganistan
plans are being drawn up to rename it
the currently suggested new name is:

Talibanistan

Catholic Church service on Sunday has been renamed!

They now attend Sunday Mask.

Did you hear that Elon Musk is planning to buy the entire island of Madagascar?

He’s planning to rename it Madaelectriccar.

Reddit should rename "share" to "spreddit", "delete" to "shreddit" and "karma" to "creddit".

Yet they haven't. I really don't geddit.

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With all the recent name controversies, Tampa Bay Buccaneers will be renamed the Tampa Bay Tampons.

They are not the best team, but they are up there.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom 'John' and renamed it 'Jim'.

I feel so much better saying "I went to the Jim this morning”

In Half-Life 2, European cities were renamed with numbers - e.g. most events are in City 17; there is also City 69, formerly known as

Nice.

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I petition that we rename classrooms to classwombs

Then maybe republicans will give a fuck about kids dying in them

What did they rename the Norse god of lightning after he turned into gold and began writing books?

Author

My local high school was renamed from Stonewall Jackson High School to Unity Reed High School.

_What school do you attend?_

U.R. High

As a man, I've renamed my nipples Thoughts and Prayers.

...because they're useless.

If im ever sent to jail, im going to rename myself Mitochondria

This is to let them know I am the powerhouse of the cell

MLB has decided to rename the “Save”

Now to be called a “Buzzer Beater”

World Health Organization has renamed the Coronavirus "COVID-19".

But I don't think it will catch on.

The new Nightingale hospital in Glasgow has been renamed.

ICU Jimmy

Google should rename Android to doctor.

Doctors and Apples never got along.

Wuhan Flu was renamed COVID19 but I think Wuhan Flu is a more appropriate name...

It's more catchy.

Should a gun company rename themselves "Question"?

That's a loaded Question

How do you get Texas to regulate their power grid?

Rename it uterus.

Why did they rename Bill Clinton Airport?

They were tired of planes going down all the time.

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What was the name of the process that supporters of Johnny Appleseed went through to rename West Virginia after him?

The Appalachian Apple Nation Appellation.

Why should we rename the alphabet to the cyclops?

Because it only has one I.


(I made it up to entertain my four year old, but I'm still kinda of it.)

Renamed my bathroom

Now it called "The Gym" , and I can talk to my friends about how I've already been today.

Out of fuel and over the water, a pilot desperately turns to his co-pilot and says "Let's rename the plane to r/Jokes". Confused, the co-pilot asks "why?"

"It's simple" says the pilot "r/jokes don't land".

My email password has been hacked again

That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat

LGBT should rename themselves BLTG.

It's more tasteful.

Hot dogs really should be renamed to hot wolves

They always come in packs

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Well everyone, I finally did it..

I have renamed my dick. Although I have to admit that I've been getting some weird looks around the office when I tell people that I plan to spend my weekend sitting around the house occasionally beating "my wife."

Buzz feed steal so much content they should rename themselves

The Appropriated Press

I petitioned to rename a Canadian province...

Their government would have Nunavut

They should rename the SA80 to Bob Marley

Because it's always jammin'

I renamed my toilet form John to Jim the other day-

-that way, I can tell people that I wake up and go to the Jim every morning.

A Veterans Day Joke: If Donald Trump refuses to leave the White House...

They should just rename it Viet Nam and see how fast he leaves.

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Did you hear they finally renamed “The Washington Redskins”?

Not sure “The Fuckin Injun’s” was a better choice.

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I renamed my C: "Dat Ass"

Just so windows would periodically ask me if I want to back Dat Ass up

When the Mexicans finally invade and take over Los Angeles, what will the city be renamed to?

El Eyyyy

I should rename my Reddit account to Digiorno...

Because as OP I never deliver

I renamed my dad jokes

To pizza jokes...because they're so cheesy...

Due to controversy some animals have been renamed

The great white shark is now the average caucasian shark to ease racial tension.

The blue whale is now known as the Happy Plus Size to counter talks about Blue being a depressive color and because whale is fat phobic.

The black panther is now known as the Panther of Colour as callin...

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I renamed my night club Viagra...

It's been 4 hours and people are still cuming!

Too dangerous

There *used* to be a street called "Chuck Norris".



They had to build a bridge, and finally rename the street. No one crossed Chuck Norris and lived.

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Karma is a weird name...

They should rename "karma" to "creddit"

They should also rename the "share" button to "spreaddit"

They should then also rename the "delete" button to "shreddit"

But they don't, and I don't geddit



* Eddit: Wow, I did not expect to get gold for that one...

My wife baked me a cake and I told her I was sending it to Budapest.

She asked why Budapest.

I said I'd renamed my stomach Budapest

She asked why again

Because Budapest is the capital of Hungry.

She is divorcing me.

An astronaut is the first to step onto an alien planet.

An astronaut is the first to step onto an alien planet. The alien's are so excited that they change all their signs to English, and even rename some of their places and landmarks after Human places and landmarks and things.
The astronaut decides the first place he wants to go is a pub. He sees ...

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What would be the first thing communists do if they ruled the solar system?

Rename Uranus to Ouranus

You know, after everyone realized that James Corden doesn’t drive the car in Carpool Karaoke...

...they should have just renamed the show to Car Pull Karaoke.

Someone figured out my password.

Now I have to rename my dog.

A garage should be called a Carage. And the parking spots closest to the door should be called CarKing spots.

Road rage should permanently be renamed to carnage.

Did you hear about Marvel wanting to buy the NHL?

They want to rename the championship trophy, The Stan Lee Cup

Geez, somebody's found the password to my account.

,,Guess I'll have to rename my dog.

Google just bought Uber.

They are going to rename the company Goober.

There was 5 Chinese immigrants. Their names were chu, lu, bu, fu, and su.

When they decided to go to America, they decided to change their names to something more western. They renamed themselves:
Chuck, luck, and buck. Fu and Su didn’t get a passport because they committed tax fraud.

How do you get your husband to stop looking at your emails

You rename it instructions

Reddit comments are just filled with so many bad puns...

that it should be renamed Geddit.

After Captain America died, The Incredible Hulk inherited the mantle.

He renamed himself 'The Star-Spangled Banner'.

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