Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'.

Yet they haven't. I don't geddit.

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I should rename my penis "Snow"

So my wife can say she got an inch of snow last night.

I renamed my iPhone, "The Titanic"

So when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”

Robinhood is going to be renamed Custer

Because they're about to get Sioux'd.

You know how we should rename makeawish?

Final fantasy

With all the bombings in Kabul, Afghanistan, authorities are planning to rename the city

They’re aiming for Kabum

Catholic Church service on Sunday has been renamed!

They now attend Sunday Mask.

In Half-Life 2, European cities were renamed with numbers - e.g. most events are in City 17; there is also City 69, formerly known as

Nice.

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With all the recent name controversies, Tampa Bay Buccaneers will be renamed the Tampa Bay Tampons.

They are not the best team, but they are up there.

Reddit should rename "share" to "spreddit", "delete" to "shreddit" and "karma" to "creddit".

Yet they haven't. I really don't geddit.

How do you get Texas to regulate their power grid?

Rename it uterus.

My local high school was renamed from Stonewall Jackson High School to Unity Reed High School.

_What school do you attend?_

U.R. High

Terry Bateman expected to announce Washington Redskins renamed to the Washington Locomotives.

Their mascot will be an engine.

What did they rename the Norse god of lightning after he turned into gold and began writing books?

Author

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I petition that we rename classrooms to classwombs

Then maybe republicans will give a fuck about kids dying in them

There's a petition to rename New Zealand, to New Peeland. Some people are against it, saying it wouldn't even be a country...

But I say, hey, urination.

MLB has decided to rename the “Save”

Now to be called a “Buzzer Beater”

The new Nightingale hospital in Glasgow has been renamed.

ICU Jimmy

World Health Organization has renamed the Coronavirus "COVID-19".

But I don't think it will catch on.

As a man, I've renamed my nipples Thoughts and Prayers.

...because they're useless.

If im ever sent to jail, im going to rename myself Mitochondria

This is to let them know I am the powerhouse of the cell

Wuhan Flu was renamed COVID19 but I think Wuhan Flu is a more appropriate name...

It's more catchy.

Google should rename Android to doctor.

Doctors and Apples never got along.

A Veterans Day Joke: If Donald Trump refuses to leave the White House...

They should just rename it Viet Nam and see how fast he leaves.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom 'John' and renamed it 'Jim'.

I feel so much better saying "I went to the Jim this morning”

Why did they rename Bill Clinton Airport?

They were tired of planes going down all the time.

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What was the name of the process that supporters of Johnny Appleseed went through to rename West Virginia after him?

The Appalachian Apple Nation Appellation.

Renamed my bathroom

Now it called "The Gym" , and I can talk to my friends about how I've already been today.

Why should we rename the alphabet to the cyclops?

Because it only has one I.


(I made it up to entertain my four year old, but I'm still kinda of it.)

Out of fuel and over the water, a pilot desperately turns to his co-pilot and says "Let's rename the plane to r/Jokes". Confused, the co-pilot asks "why?"

"It's simple" says the pilot "r/jokes don't land".

Hot dogs really should be renamed to hot wolves

They always come in packs

LGBT should rename themselves BLTG.

It's more tasteful.

Too dangerous

There *used* to be a street called "Chuck Norris".



They had to build a bridge, and finally rename the street. No one crossed Chuck Norris and lived.

Buzz feed steal so much content they should rename themselves

The Appropriated Press

I petitioned to rename a Canadian province...

Their government would have Nunavut

They should rename the SA80 to Bob Marley

Because it's always jammin'

I renamed my toilet form John to Jim the other day-

-that way, I can tell people that I wake up and go to the Jim every morning.

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Did you hear they finally renamed “The Washington Redskins”?

Not sure “The Fuckin Injun’s” was a better choice.

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Today I learned that Disney had to rename Moana in Italy because an Italian pornstar has the same name

AND NO ONE KNOOOOOOOOWS HOW DEEP SHE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOES.

When the Mexicans finally invade and take over Los Angeles, what will the city be renamed to?

El Eyyyy

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I renamed my C: "Dat Ass"

Just so windows would periodically ask me if I want to back Dat Ass up

We just renamed our cat to Ben-Hur

It used to be Ben until she had kittens.

I should rename my Reddit account to Digiorno...

Because as OP I never deliver

My wife baked me a cake and I told her I was sending it to Budapest.

She asked why Budapest.

I said I'd renamed my stomach Budapest

She asked why again

Because Budapest is the capital of Hungry.

She is divorcing me.

Due to controversy some animals have been renamed

The great white shark is now the average caucasian shark to ease racial tension.

The blue whale is now known as the Happy Plus Size to counter talks about Blue being a depressive color and because whale is fat phobic.

The black panther is now known as the Panther of Colour as callin...

Joe's Talking Trees

Joe was a simple and serious man. He was a carpenter in a small village named Arge Oaks where he owned the store "Joe's Carpentry."

For years Joe impressed his fellow neighbors with the highest quality carpentry work. Some people in town complained he was a bit too expensive, but no one ever...

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I renamed my night club Viagra...

It's been 4 hours and people are still cuming!

An astronaut is the first to step onto an alien planet.

An astronaut is the first to step onto an alien planet. The alien's are so excited that they change all their signs to English, and even rename some of their places and landmarks after Human places and landmarks and things.
The astronaut decides the first place he wants to go is a pub. He sees ...

You know, after everyone realized that James Corden doesn’t drive the car in Carpool Karaoke...

...they should have just renamed the show to Car Pull Karaoke.

My email password has been hacked again

That's the third time I've had to rename my cat

Someone figured out my password.

Now I have to rename my dog.

A garage should be called a Carage. And the parking spots closest to the door should be called CarKing spots.

Road rage should permanently be renamed to carnage.

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What would be the first thing communists do if they ruled the solar system?

Rename Uranus to Ouranus

Did you hear about Marvel wanting to buy the NHL?

They want to rename the championship trophy, The Stan Lee Cup

There was 5 Chinese immigrants. Their names were chu, lu, bu, fu, and su.

When they decided to go to America, they decided to change their names to something more western. They renamed themselves:
Chuck, luck, and buck. Fu and Su didn’t get a passport because they committed tax fraud.

Geez, somebody's found the password to my account.

,,Guess I'll have to rename my dog.

Google just bought Uber.

They are going to rename the company Goober.

How do you get your husband to stop looking at your emails

You rename it instructions

Dolly Parton's made a major move into the grocery business...

She bought the chains Piggly Wiggly, Giant and Harris Teeter, and is going to rename them "Giant Wiggly Teeters".

Reddit comments are just filled with so many bad puns...

that it should be renamed Geddit.

After Captain America died, The Incredible Hulk inherited the mantle.

He renamed himself 'The Star-Spangled Banner'.

I once lived on a street called Prescott Street.

But then my neighbors had a miscarriage with their baby named Scott, so they painted over the sign and renamed it Postscott avenue. Everyone thought they murdered him and there was a police investigation and my neighbors got off scott-free

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You have two cows..

USA: You have two cows. You outsource a farm to milk them and sell the milk to those who can afford it. You then use the profit to buy someone else's cow for your butcher to make steak with.

Russia: You have two cows. When you get sober you remember that the mafia took them away from you, so ...

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My neighbours had very loud sex, night after night...

I decided to rename my Wi-Fi into "I can hear you having sex".
Next night they were going on it as loud as before.
So, I checked if my network really was transmitting right.
Then I discovered my neighbours had renamed their Wi-Fi as well.
Now their LAN was called "cannot hear you...

Ellen should give away more stuff

Then rename her show Ellen the Generous.

The Flying Scotsman

Alex Salmond's colleagues decided it would be a worthy gesture to name a railway locomotive after him, so an official went to the National Railway Museum at York to investigate the possibilities.

"There are a number of locomotives at the NRM without names," a consultant told the official, but...

Rick Harrison was recently made the Pope

His office was promptly renamed to the *Pawntificate*

We wanted to bury our cat Ivy under our ivy

but it was too thick to get through so we renamed it dumpster instead.

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