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Rename Jokes

I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim".

I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

What happened to the Twitter employee, that told Elon Musk not to rename the company?

He became an X employee!

Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'.

Yet they haven't. I don't geddit.

Russia's Ministry of Culture renamed Tolstoy's most famous book.

It's now called "Special Military Operation and Peace"

Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'. Yet they haven't.

I don’t geddit.

Eddits:

Courtesy to The_maxi : I propose to add a function to remove awards and name it “regreddit“

There was a street in my town named after Chuck Norris but the council had to rename it.

Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

You know how we should rename makeawish?

Final fantasy

In my contacts, I should rename my crush to potassium

Because she is always responding with "K"

I think Reddit should rename share to spreddit, delete to shreddit and karma to creddit, Yet they haven’t.

I don’t geddit

If im ever sent to jail, im going to rename myself Mitochondria

This is to let them know I am the powerhouse of the cell

As a man, I've renamed my nipples Thoughts and Prayers.

...because they're useless.

Reddit should rename "share" to "spreddit", "delete" to "shreddit" and "karma" to "creddit".

Yet they haven't. I really don't geddit.

Edit: it's currently December 22nd of 2021 and I confess: this joke is a repost

... just like the hundreds of other copies of this

After the acquisition of Activision, Microsoft has decided to rename Teams to...

Calls of duty

I’ve heard that since Covid has so many variants they’ve decided to rename it.

To Skyrim.

A street near Buckingham palace is being renamed to “Prince Andrew’s Close”

It’s not honorary, it’s a warning.

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Karma is a weird name...

They should rename "karma" to "creddit"

They should also rename the "share" button to "spreaddit"

They should then also rename the "delete" button to "shreddit"

But they don't, and I don't geddit



* Eddit: Wow, I did not expect to get gold for that one...

I renamed my iPod The Titanic

When I plug it in, it says "The Titanic is syncing".

What would the show be renamed if Rick and Morty actually legitimately died for good?

Rigor and Mortis

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The scientific community has finally agreed to rename the planet Uranus

to Urmama

With all the bombings in Kabul, Afghanistan, authorities are planning to rename the city

They’re aiming for Kabum

Tottenham have renamed their trophy room...

..to "The Room".

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I petition that we rename classrooms to classwombs

Then maybe republicans will give a fuck about kids dying in them

Robinhood is going to be renamed Custer

Because they're about to get Sioux'd.

Johnson & Johnson should be renamed to just Johnson...

Because one prick is all you need.

What did they rename the Norse god of lightning after he turned into gold and began writing books?

Author

Catholic Church service on Sunday has been renamed!

They now attend Sunday Mask.

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With all the recent name controversies, Tampa Bay Buccaneers will be renamed the Tampa Bay Tampons.

They are not the best team, but they are up there.

We should rename school shooters

Start calling em "PEW-pils"

MLB has decided to rename the “Save”

Now to be called a “Buzzer Beater”

In Half-Life 2, European cities were renamed with numbers - e.g. most events are in City 17; there is also City 69, formerly known as

Nice.

Google should rename Android to doctor.

Doctors and Apples never got along.

My local high school was renamed from Stonewall Jackson High School to Unity Reed High School.

_What school do you attend?_

U.R. High

Out of fuel and over the water, a pilot desperately turns to his co-pilot and says "Let's rename the plane to r/Jokes". Confused, the co-pilot asks "why?"

"It's simple" says the pilot "r/jokes don't land".

Why did they rename Bill Clinton Airport?

They were tired of planes going down all the time.

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What was the name of the process that supporters of Johnny Appleseed went through to rename West Virginia after him?

The Appalachian Apple Nation Appellation.

LGBT should rename themselves BLTG.

It's more tasteful.

Why should we rename the alphabet to the cyclops?

Because it only has one I.


(I made it up to entertain my four year old, but I'm still kinda of it.)

Wuhan Flu was renamed COVID19 but I think Wuhan Flu is a more appropriate name...

It's more catchy.

I renamed my toilet form John to Jim the other day-

-that way, I can tell people that I wake up and go to the Jim every morning.

Buzz feed steal so much content they should rename themselves

The Appropriated Press

We should rename a school "uterus"

So this republican government will actually do something about the children dying inside them.

Renamed my bathroom

Now it called "The Gym" , and I can talk to my friends about how I've already been today.

Apparently Putin wants to rename a river in the annexed region of Ukraine

Crimea a river

Hot dogs really should be renamed to hot wolves

They always come in packs

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Today I learned that Disney had to rename Moana in Italy because an Italian pornstar has the same name

AND NO ONE KNOOOOOOOOWS HOW DEEP SHE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOES.

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Did you hear they finally renamed “The Washington Redskins”?

Not sure “The Fuckin Injun’s” was a better choice.

I should rename my Reddit account to Digiorno...

Because as OP I never deliver

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I renamed my C: "Dat Ass"

Just so windows would periodically ask me if I want to back Dat Ass up

I renamed my dad jokes

To pizza jokes...because they're so cheesy...

When the Mexicans finally invade and take over Los Angeles, what will the city be renamed to?

El Eyyyy

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I renamed my night club Viagra...

It's been 4 hours and people are still cuming!

How do you keep your husband from reading your email?

Rename the folder instruction manual.

Personally, I like the new change to Twitter....

Personally, I like the new change to Twitter. They decided to rename the site after the little box you click when you wind up there.

You hit X.

The Estate of Nichola Tesla sues Tesla Motors to reclaim the name...

Elon Musk is unfazed.

He renames his company to teXla.

Joe the Carpenter

Joe was a simple and serious man. He was a carpenter in a small village named Arge Oaks where he owned the store "Joe's Carpentry."

For years Joe impressed his fellow neighbors with the highest quality carpentry work. Some people in town complained he was a bit too expensive, but no one ever...

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What would be the first thing communists do if they ruled the solar system?

Rename Uranus to Ouranus

An astronaut is the first to step onto an alien planet.

An astronaut is the first to step onto an alien planet. The alien's are so excited that they change all their signs to English, and even rename some of their places and landmarks after Human places and landmarks and things.
The astronaut decides the first place he wants to go is a pub. He sees ...

Instead of buying twitter for $43 billion

Elon Musk could add another $8 billion and clear the external debt of Sri Lanka.
He can rename it Ceylon Musk.

Did you hear that Elon Musk is planning to buy the entire island of Madagascar?

He’s planning to rename it Madaelectriccar.

My email password has been hacked.

That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.

How do you get Texas to regulate their power grid?

Rename it uterus.

My wife baked me a cake and I told her I was sending it to Budapest.

She asked why Budapest.

I said I'd renamed my stomach Budapest

She asked why again

Because Budapest is the capital of Hungry.

She is divorcing me.

A new global map (Mildly NSFW)

With the recent changes to Afganistan
plans are being drawn up to rename it
the currently suggested new name is:

Talibanistan

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Female flight

A man boards a flight from london to chicago. before they are due to leave, a voice comes over the intercom and says, on behalf of captain natalie, we hope you enjoy the flight!.

Well, the man isn't best impressed, and once in the air he calls the crew over.



he asks, " Is it t...

A Veterans Day Joke: If Donald Trump refuses to leave the White House...

They should just rename it Viet Nam and see how fast he leaves.

Too dangerous

There *used* to be a street called "Chuck Norris".



They had to build a bridge, and finally rename the street. No one crossed Chuck Norris and lived.

Did you hear about Marvel wanting to buy the NHL?

They want to rename the championship trophy, The Stan Lee Cup

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Well everyone, I finally did it..

I have renamed my dick. Although I have to admit that I've been getting some weird looks around the office when I tell people that I plan to spend my weekend sitting around the house occasionally beating "my wife."

Reddit comments are just filled with so many bad puns...

that it should be renamed Geddit.

Someone figured out my password

Sucks, now i gotta rename my dog

Google just bought Uber.

They are going to rename the company Goober.

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