Non Stick Jokes - 4 Hilarious Non Stick Jokes

Having a non stick pan

with a sticker stuck on it saying non stick pan is one of the reasons I don’t think humans deserve control over earth

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It's 80 years since non stick pans were invented (Teflon 1938)

Where is the non stick toilet bowl?

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My roommate scratched my non stick frying pan so I had to get rid of it.

Anyone looking for an apartment?

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So there's these two beavers...

one is named Joe and the other, Steven. Joe and Steven have a fire. Joe decides he's hungry so he grabs a pan and some sticks.

Steven runs over and says "Joe what are you doing?" And says "im just grilling up some sticks."

Steven immediately smacks the pan from Joe's paw and says
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