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Tata Jokes

A dad walks by his son's bedroom...

And hears the kid praying. "God bless mommy, daddy and grandma. Tata, grandpa." The dad can't help but scratch his head. Still, he was glad his kid was praying. And so he went to bed.

The next morning, Grandpa was found dead on the floor of a heart attack. The dad is weirded out again, but de...

Once upon a time, there were two guys called Lala and Tata.

They both were seeing a girl named Eli. (Eli was double dating). Eli truly loved Lala, but Tata was better in bed, and she loved his touch on her body.
One day, they both found out that Eli was cheating on them. The three of them met together, and got into a heated argument with Eli. After a whi...

What's the difference between a piece of Southwestern pottery and a bra?

One is a Terracotta pot and the other is a paira tata cots.

Super fast Nano

A tata nano breaks down on a roadside. A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver.

"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights."

They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds pas 150km/hour.

The BMW driver tot...

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Alternative phrases to “calm your ”

• Soothe your
• Hakuna your tatas
• Give that rack a rest
• Don’t have a rack attack

What did the Indian woman say to her car when she locked it up for the night?

Tata

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A college girl was desperate to pass a poetry class for which she was almost failing...

For the final exam, the professor announced the challenge of the year: he wanted the students to write something confident. Philosophical. Something that really meant "no worries."

Everyone went home and stayed up all night writing their final exam poetry, the girl including.

The next ...

It was Christmastime, and everyone was feeling merry..

..so she went home.

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I know it works better when spoken. My grandpa used to say this line every Christmas. RIP Tata, you made reddit.
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